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Willard,Oh 

A small town that consists of 75% crackers 20% spics 5% nigs. If you live here you probably work at one of four places MTD, Pepperidge, Donnelly, or the Railroad. The other not-so- fortunate like to live off our welfare checks. If you want a quick sandwich do not go to fast food places the first of the month, this is when they are the busiest! The only great think our town is known for is Charlie Frye! and even hes not so great!
Man i was walking through willard,oh when i slipped on a burrito and landed on a syringe!
Willard,Oh by Chains&whips April 27, 2011

Willard Intermediate School 

a bunch of kids who are still in middle school who think they’re in high school.

All of the actual high schoolers hate these kids
You’re middle schoolers, you go to Willard Intermediate School

Willard, Missouri 

Willard, Missouri is located in Greene County and is about 10 miles outside of Springfield. The town has about 3,500 people and about that many students in the school district grades K-12. The school district consists of a high school built in 2006, a middle school(grades 7-8), an intermediate school(5-6) and 5 elementry schools that are K-4. The town has 1 grocery store called Murfin's Market, a Dollar General, a new library built in 2009, a Sonic Drive-In, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and a few diners. The school district does into neighboring cities such as Ash Grove, Walnut Grove, and Springfield. Many of the people living in the Willard area are Rednecks and farmers. There is also an Aqua center that was completed in 2009. The city is very proud of it's sports team and the mascot is a black and white tiger. The band is a major part of the school and usually has about 250 members. The band is called "The Cutting Edge." There are about 1,500 students in the High School alone. The town has a large Mormon population. Also, a joke that goes around in it's high school is that people from Willard cannot count and is frequently used as excuses for things.

Famous people from the Willard area are Jason Pyrah, B.J. Flores, Lori Endicott, and John Ashcroft.
I drove through Willard, Missouri and couldn't get anything for lunch because all the band kids were out at lunch for band camp and it was an hours wait to get an order of fries from McDonald's.

Willard Scott 

To have sex with a person over the age of 100
Dude, I'm so drunk I want to Willard Scott your grandma.

I'm gonna Willard Scott her so hard she ends up on a jar of Smuckers!
Willard Scott by Vixarama March 28, 2016

Willard High School 

A place where many learn from screaming beasts that u have no idea where they came from or what they want, but you pretend to listen and try not to kill yourself in front of everyone. Then, of course, there are the teachers.

Many believe no one can kick their ass...they tend to reach an average height of 5'1"
I was walking through willard high school...my soul seems a little bit emptier...

Willard High School 

A place filled with over cocky students, and teachers who are focused on telling the kids that they have no faults. The school district actually gives the art programs money and the bands enforce a band fee.

This means that the High School Band has way to much money and can pay a great drill maker.

They seem to win at every competition they're at, but they don't even have the kahonas to congratulate other bands.

As a result, other opposing bands have a hard time saying the name "Willard" without giving it a a mocking ring, such as the one called out over the intercom at Ozarko.
"Best auxiliary ! Willard!"
"Best Drumline ! Willard!"

"...Thrid Place!... Rockwood!"
the rest of us: "Stop choosing Springfield bands!!"
"...Second Place!... WILLARD High School!"
the rest of us: "Willard didn't get first!!! Yeah!!!"

Willard Mundell 

"Hey Jackie Janes"

"Hey cutie, youre so willard mundell "
:)