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wobblypop 

Another name for a beer, used frequently by "The Champ", a great misunderstanding comedian.
"I went to the bar and had a couple of wobblypops, then staggered out drunk."
wobblypop by Mykel February 16, 2005

Wobbly Sausage 

This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.

As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage

wobblyfloppers

Large breasts that wobble and flop when a woman walks.
Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.

Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.
wobblyfloppers by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

wobblyfloppers

What big breasts become in time.
Looks like my boobs are becoming wobblyfloppers. But men still love to suck on them.

Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.
Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..
Wobbly Goblin by The turd abibes October 25, 2016

Skibby wibbles

Damn dude you smoked all the damn skibby wibbles
Skibby wibbles by EzDax April 4, 2022