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Ball Whopping 

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
Ball Whopping by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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ass whooping 

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.
Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life
ass whooping by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021
The act of dancing to dub-step music.
Dude I feel horrible today...way too much womping last night at that Ghostland concert!
Womping by Schlutty April 21, 2011

Syllabatic Ass Whooping 

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).
A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

Whooping your goober 

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.
Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

ass slapping/whooping 

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon
Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*
the act of bodysurfing shorebreak.

you get womped to the shore in the act.
the womp yesterday was epic. womping so tight dogg.