its whatever 

when the circumfrence of an elephants tail is the same as the amount of water in the ocean. which is the reason why people cheat meaning it's okay don't worry.

B - i can't go today
C- Its whatever

its whatever by wuJHFQI May 13, 2021

its whatever 

the wise words John uses

oh shit your grandma fell out of a tree...its whatever

its whatever by yoo its whatever November 11, 2019

whateverthefucktionship 

When two people are romantically involved and in love, but there are variables outside of what they share causing an inability to define the relationship. DTR

They are so in love, but until he gets that divorce, they have to remain at whateverthefucktionship status.

Holidays and gift shopping can be really tough in a whateverthefucktionship.

whateverthefucktionship by Suuper_Cute December 22, 2014

whatevering

engaging in romantic or sexual behaviors with another person in an ambiguous way that does not necessarily imply monogamy or commitment to a serious relationship. Related to but not necessarily concurrent or synonymous with the terms "talking" and "dating."

She and I have been whatevering all summer, but I doubt anything'll come of it.

whatevering by Zapatistabanero January 8, 2007

Whateverthefuck 

V. The act of doing as one pleases.

Spencer does whateverthefuck.

Whateverthefuck by BeeKay :) November 27, 2011

whateverthefuck 

The response given when a friend or group of friends is making derogatory remarks about a recent conquest, and you are in no positon to defend yourself.

Martin: Hey, John, rememeber last night when you got with the rank fat bitch with stubble and cauliflower ears?
You gonna call her? Hahahaha!
John(hungover): Whateverthefuck.

whateverthefuck by Johnny_no_name April 6, 2005

whateverbitch 

A girl/boy, who in a pathetic attempt to one day reach girlfriend/boyfriend status, does the following for his or her nonboyfriend/girlfriend:

1) gives him or her and his or her friends rides when they are drunk;
2) fucks him or her when he or she is not too drunk or too busy to do so;
3) lonelily waits by the phone until he or she gets the okay to meet him or her out, only after he or she has determined that there are no other promising options for him or her that night;
4) laughs when he or she inconsiderately makes fun of everything he or she says and does; and/or
5) buys him or her cool things when he or she inevitably thinks of him or her when not doing all of the above.

Nonboyfriend/girlfriend: "Boo girlfriends/boyfriends; yeah whateverbitches!" (Insert fist pump.)

whateverbitch by the ultimate whateverbitch March 21, 2008