cum weld

Using the adhesive properties of cum to achieve a near unbreakble bond

He cum welded her tounge to her tonsils; he cum welded her pussy lips together; the tip of my cock was cum welded to my leg hair when I woke up in the morning

cum weld by Brilliance.defined February 2, 2017

RICHARD WELD

a weld that has too much penetration, undercut, distortion, scatch start mess, and overall birdshit everywhere.

if the weld meets all of these parameters it is considered a "richard weld"

i cant believe greg has been welding for 20 years and still has "richard welds"

whos 'richard weld' is that?

'how are we going to fix that richard weld'

RICHARD WELD by welda October 8, 2019

Spunk-Weld

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Spunk-Weld by Eric Hollerbach April 21, 2007

Brush On Weld

As the name implies, this is a weld that it brushed on. It is used by the 'clever' DIY'er to 'fix' holes in cars which would otherwise fail roadworthyness test. Brush on weld takes the form of either underseal or seam sealer. Since it is much easier to apply than a proper metal weld, in that it doesnt actually join any metal together, it is within the grasp of most spanner monkeys.

Guy 1:- My car has a hole in the suspension turret and it cant pass its MOT.
Spanner monkey:- I can fix that for you using brush on weld. The MOT man will never know.

later.....
Guy 1:- You Fucking Knob Jockey! That brush on weld failed the mot!

Brush On Weld by DMIG October 31, 2011

Spot Weld 

When a loser who has little to no contact with girls finally gets touched by a girl or a stripper and immediately blows a load in his pants but says nothing.. Then said load dries and his junk is stuck to the front of his pants...

We got Chuck a lapdance at the strip club lastnight and he totally spot welded himself to the front of his pants during the dance.

Harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.

Spot Weld by Ref Rob G February 2, 2010

(The) Weld 

The stripe that is on the underside of the penis where it looks like the skin has been joined together.

If you check your own penis you will see it - and as it has no official medical term, and has appearance the of a seam weld, this is commonly referred to as 'The Weld'.

Look at ' (The) weld' on that cock

(The) Weld by Les of Lesbania November 15, 2010

Taint weld 

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole

His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days

Taint weld by stuarthub December 16, 2011