Ryan Austin Walden 

Hot sexy blond also known as 😈𝐷𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑦⛓✨

Don’t mess with him cuz he will beat u up 🤜

Boy1: “Have u seen Ryan Austin Walden? He is lookin good today!”

Boy2 “Oh yes he is better looking than all the other guys here. I wish I were him”

Ryan Austin Walden by Aaneia October 29, 2020

Alex Walden

A fucking retard who has grade 13 autism

You are a fucking ALEX WALDEN!

Alex Walden by Saint Luke the Evangelist January 29, 2020

Miles Walden Wood 

The Prime Minister of Cleveland High School. With the ability to vote over certain things. Overcoming dyslexia and his parents divorce to become the successful, beautiful specimen of a person he is today. With absolutely stunning feet. He’s known as the same animal but a different beast. As well as a lone wolf who plays by his own rules.

~Susan Walker

Local Cleveland High Student William Phillip says “It’s amazing Miles Walden Wood must feel like the King of Cleveland, but its a different government system than that”

Miles Walden Wood by Susan Walker Writes November 25, 2022

Hannah Nicole Walden 

1. Hannah Nicole Walden is typically a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Not only are they super amazing, but they can make one feel frisky within seconds. They like to write, read, act, and be lazy.
2. One who is addicted to Tumblr.
3. Hannah Nicole Walden's are crazy awkward and have no sense of humor, but once they get comfortable with a person, they are kind of cool, maybe.
4. They like Chinese food.
5. They like penguins.
6. They appear sweet, and generally are, but they have a naughty side that is AMAZING.
7. Do they got the booty? Kinda.
8. Do they got the boobies? Yes.
9. They care a lot about people and hate making people sad.
10. They are weird.

Oh, Hannah Nicole Walden? She's kind of cool.

Hannah Nicole Walden by Musicalmess February 2, 2014

Saffron Walden 

Town in Essex that has lots of smokers, chavs, girls wearing rolled-up skirts, abnoxious teenagers and children and random old people.

All respect goes to those random old people.

Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:

The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.

Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?

For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D

Person 1: So where do you live, Mr. Chav?

Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....

Saffron Walden by Freddos R Better When Cheaper February 28, 2011

Saffron Walden 

A large town in the Uttlesford district of Essex. Possibly one of the nicest towns in Essex, however you do get one or two chavs in some parts of the town.
Saffron Walden has a mixture of people, many of whom are old, others are younger, especially the super hot girls who always go to Weatherspoons. It is also near Cambridge, so the people are respectable. It is a wonderful little town

It has a number of places to visit:

Audley End House - A famous English Heritage property that is often on the front cover of their handbook. Recommended fr the under 8s and 50+

The Common - A field of grass with an ancient maze on it. There is also a play area. At Bonfire Night, a quite large fireworks display is held there.

Bridge End Gardens - A garden with a bridge. Admittedly, it could be a number of bridges, but I would opt for the one on Bridge Street (however the river does then go into a culvert, so only one side is a bridge really).

The Museum - A collection of old stuff

The Church - It's big

Person A: "Where did you go on the weekend?"
Person B: "I went to Saffron Walden - we made a day of it!"

Saffron Walden by EssexM8 December 21, 2013

tyler walden 

the best fucking person alive

woah is that tyler walden? she's the best fucking person alive!

tyler walden by boonkgang69 December 6, 2017