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Dirty Da Vinci Code

You take a bitch back to your place, then claim you're in to bondage. When you've got that dirty broad tied up good, whip out a copy of Dan Brown's best selling edition of the Da Vinci Code and proceed to read her chapter 12. Once the chapter is completed, roll the book up and shove it up that fat ho's slack ass as if it were Silas'.
Micahel never liked that bitch, but did enjoy Dan BROWN'S dirty Da Vinci Code.
Dirty Da Vinci Code by Abdul555 September 17, 2006
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Da Vinci 

"Aren't you meant to be a brunette? Was Da Vinci a fraud?"
Da Vinci by Monal Isa November 21, 2020
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Da Vinci Academy 

The Greatest school in history. It has a great Drama Program, a great art program, a great technological program, and great teachers. The Da Vinci Academy is a great place
guy 1 Da Vinci Academy Rocks!
guy 2 Yeah!
Da Vinci Academy by Flapfive December 16, 2011

da Vinci Code'd 

slang term meaning to reveal a hidden or unknown truth, though the term may be used sarcastically, being used when something obvious is stated.

derived from the Dan Brown novel, The Da Vinci Code, where an anti-Christian organization is brought to light.
Bob: The sky is blue.
Dan: You just got da Vinci code'd!
da Vinci Code'd by pilaman! September 19, 2008

The Da Vinci Code 

1. Book that resulted in thousands of hectares of cruelly misspent paper. An ecological tragedy.
2. Self-help novel for the theologically impaired.
3. Ego-booster for sufferers of minimal-attention span disorder.
4. Least popular subject of conversation between my wife and myself.
"Guess what?! I just finished the Da Vinci Code and---"
"Don't. Just don't."

da Vinci Crime Family 

The da Vinci Crime Family is an all Gay African-American criminal organization also known as Black GayMafia from the slums of Miami, New York, Atlanta Expanding from Brazil to Japan, The da Vinci Crime Family estimated members more than over 200 nation wide alone.
Ruthless far worst . WATCH OUT for da vinci Crime Family

emilio da vinci

sexy ass motherfucker. hot as fuck, much better than the fucker next to me at everything.
emilio da vinci is such a hot ass motherfucker
emilio da vinci by nicefuckinghoe December 12, 2016