Jesse Ventura 

Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura. This s in reference to Jesse's physique during his wrestling years. All upper-body no legs, a classic beginner boody builder mistake.

And in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura!!!

Jesse Ventura by TheRock April 12, 2005

Giovanni Ventura 

Giovanni is a tall, skinny, and has a big penis. He is smart and good at every sport, but mostly soccer. He has W rizz and has good grades all around. He looks black, but he's hispanic.

Giovanni Ventura: i'm good at soccer

Someone: OMG IM A BIG FAN!!

Giovanni Ventura by BodaciousBerry42 October 6, 2022

jen ventura 

a very pretty girl. she always has guys in love with her. they are just too nervous to tell her. she falls in love, a lot. everyone falls for her. she is a very likable person. she is funny, cute, and extremely nice. she also feels alone, so just go up to her and give her a big hug! she will fall in marry a guy named david, sean, or vincent. so look out for them! overall, she is a great person!

oh, look! it's jen ventura! the girl with the amazing personality.

jen ventura by hott stuffff October 23, 2011

Ace Ventura 

An unfortunate situation for when you go to visit a girl and think you're onto a sure thing. You're then bitterly disappointed to be informed that 'When (mother) nature calls' and its the wrong time of the month.

Guy 1: so how'd it go with that girl last weekend?!

Guy 2: mate. Absolutely Ace Ventura'd...

Guy 1: *moment of silence*

Ace Ventura by boyhardy April 24, 2014

Ace Ventura 

A crazy ass vato who dealz with nature and its animals, known to be shitting the stick everywhere.

Oh my god! Did Ace Ventura eat that piece of shit on the floor?????

Ace Ventura by Jex Bonepartz September 10, 2008

Chanel Ventura 

The only Clermont-Keener that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Kaiá Khadra is telling her to die with a good Chatsnap going through.

"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."

-Chanel Ventura

Chanel Ventura by Kardashian Team October 11, 2020

Genesis Ventura 

a fine bitch named after"this tale had its genesis in fireside stories" Genesis Ventura looks like brown curly hair and a fine girl she wears a black sweater short but knows how to fight and she is so fine

Joey: my gf names Genesis Ventura is so fine

Bitch that is feeding him: IKR

Genesis: hi

Joey: let go eat

Genesis: okay btw I love u

Joey : me to babe

Genesis Ventura by Hrace May 8, 2023