tubin' 

Whippin' at your meat during a video conference call.

I was tired of Karen's constant complaining so I decided to a little tubin' to show my disdain

tubin' by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

Turpin High School 

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

Turpin High School by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021

wine tubing 

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.

Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"

wine tubing by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012

holiday turding 

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

holiday turding by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Pussy Tubing 

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.

Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!

Pussy Tubing by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009

e-turding 

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.

She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.

e-turding by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

turbonium 

The element that a VW Beetle Turbo is made out of. What else??

Dude, that VW is made from Turbonium.. I know because the commercial for it said so.

turbonium by Jacob Miller May 17, 2006