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New Trier High School

A high school on the North Shore of Chicago. It is for kids who applied to prep school on the East Coast and didn't make it in, and are just not cool enough for the better Loyola Academy. Full of stuck up bitches who think they are better than everyone else.
Boy 1: "Yes, I got into Exeter for next year!!"

Boy 2: "Damn I got rejected from Deerfield Academy. Looks like I'm going to New Trier High School. I would go to Loyola but if I can't get into Deerfield I might as well just give up."
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new trier is a place where everyone thinks they are the best when in reality they suck. No one is jealous of them but themselves (which is really sad by the way) and they are completely self absorbed with things that are not fixable, (like their ugly faces). They cheat at their sports, and know it, anything to win (which is beyond lame and just pathetic). They are the fucking Trevians which is basically a gay homo...so to think that anyone is jealous of that? Please, dont make me laugh. Its actually sad that they think they are so cool. I feel bad for them. When they go out of their retarded drug filled bubble (which by the way new trier has one of the highest drug rates, if not the highest drugs rate in the whole area..haha guess their parents hate them to!) they will come to discover how little they really are. No one cares about them. No one wishes they were them. They over rate themselves which is so unbelievably lame it's not even funny. So bottom line, new trier is basically the scum that infects the germs that infects a cut...just to break it down for you.
New Trier sucks, just to sum it all up.
new trier by Kristen` December 11, 2007

new trier 

New Trier is a rich ass school that doesn't accept any students that are not white, jewish, or fucking wealthy as hell. The girls are all right, that is, if you have horrible taste in gross bitches. New Trier kids often have faggot ass clothes and then make fun of (the much better and school thats actually worth four years of your life) Loyola Academy, when New Trier kids where polos and khakis every day. Loyola Students often harass New Trier kids but after all they are easily intimidated because they are racist rich white people and Loyola is diverse. They do have a nice campus and and up to par education- for a public school. They often make fun of loyola Academy students for having to pay a tuition, little do they know we are paying for their bitch ass's to even go to that fucking school. Nobody is quite sure where the rivalry started between these two schools but all that is known is that 79.375% of the kids who go there are pussy ass bitches who are rich as hell and stereo-type the fuck out of people who arnt exactly the same as them.
Shawnday- Hey I'm black can i go to new trier?
Administrator of Admissions- Sorry we have detected a problem in your race...you seem to be brown and you do not have sufficient amounts of money.

Shawnday- Oh well that school is for a pussy anyways.

See faggot queer or north shore for more basic information on this sickening school.
new trier by Fuck NT September 17, 2013

New Trier 

A place where the popular kids and athletes are nothing but a bunch of pathetic drug addicts, alcoholics, brats, sluts, and criminals.
Guy 1: You hear about New Trier?

Guy 2: You mean Crime High?

New Trier 

An extreme “try-hard.” Sibling of the legendary “Turd-Ferguson.” The kind of person that leans into pitches during 12” softball games and/or lays out and blocks shots in beer league hockey.
Jack - Did you see how many brackets that guy was wearing? Who does he think he is... Johny Depp?

Leroy-Brown - New Trier.
New Trier by Leroy-Brown October 12, 2019

New trier 

Where the grades are high and students are higher and they only talk about mental health
Oh yeah new trier that’s the place where they only talk about mental health and all the students are high
New trier by King_Headass February 8, 2023

New Trier 

New Trier Township High School (NTHS) in Winnetka, the only American high school that is, as of late, infamously god awful at its country's own sport, American football.
Taxes in the area are stupidly high in order to fund the school. Despite it receiving large amounts of money in donations from rich people for you guessed it, sports facilities—and probably nothing else. Families move out immediately once their kid graduates; no one likes high taxes.
At least half of the student population has divorced parents and/or is gay, and any white students are most likely stupidly rich and go to fifty billion concerts of artists they don't even care about every summer with their also white and equally rich friends. I've never seen so many Longchamp bags and badly done self tan.
1. New Trier is so ass at football that the pep band can only play during timeouts.
2. Why is everyone at New Trier either white, rich, or gay?
New Trier by ew_emo.gay September 4, 2025