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Trident Cock

A tri-tipped, spear-headed cock, measuring 4 feet in length. Typically not used for intercourse but more for battle and hunting.

Also can be used to slay raccoons, ie: Theresa.
Did you hear,johnny took out a whole raccoon family with one swoosh of his trident cock?

Did you see that trident cock brawl after school in the parking lot?

That bitch got beat down by that guy's trident cock!

Where did he get his trident cock from?
Trident Cock by Daroastery February 28, 2009
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Trident Ninja 

Is A Really good Sniper Better That his friends. Montages are really good good music and good person.

trident gum 

the best gum company, amazing tweets i love them /p
i love ''trident gum''
trident gum by hesatruedickhead August 30, 2021

trident burning

where a trident is burned in a church in front of a church or preachers house ect. the trident symbolises satanism ect.
They had a trident burning at that church down the street.
trident burning by Deep blue 2012 September 29, 2009

Trident Ninja 

Is Really Good At Mw. He makes Cod Mw Montages. The Songs Go Good With It. The Best Mw Sniper

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Trident 5 

A stoner car theif with a glock, a heroine addict millionaire with a mac 11a2, and a speed freak entrepreneur with a full auto Walther p5, countertriangulation for the green berets sometimes uses m249 saws and rpk machine guns on dropped rams with rims
I don't want to be hit by three cars in a Trident 5
Trident 5 by Cody5050 January 27, 2022