Nerd Toucher 

A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness

Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.

this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round

I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.

Nerd Toucher by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013

screen toucher 

a person that when talking about something on the computer screen continually touches the screen and smudges it up.

"dude stop touching my screen, you are such a screen toucher"

screen toucher by anthony perritano October 22, 2008

dink toucher 

A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.

Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."

When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.

Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.

How so?

I don't know. He just was.

dink toucher by Pollup December 25, 2007

Kitten Toucher 

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.

Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.

Kitten Toucher by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009

pee pee toucher 

homosexual male

Dave sucks cocks, therefore he is a pee pee toucher.

pee pee toucher by sealion8 January 7, 2009

Baby Toucher 

A person who places his/her fingers where babies make bathroom fun.

1)You damn baby toucher, if I ever catch you touching my son in his cornhole again I will eat your face.
2)Charles Dickens

Baby Toucher by D Money October 22, 2003

soul toucher 

1. To fuck a person's body and mind so good their soul belongs to you.

2. To treat some one so good physically and mentally to the point they adore you. Some people put themselves, friends even their kids second to you because you brought them happiness. Though be careful, a weak mofo may kill you or themselves once they learn you're just using them for your own satifactions.

Guy 1: Hey man we kind of hungry and low on money.

Guy 2: No biggie I'll call Kim over to bring some food over to us.

Guy1: You got it like that!

Guy 2: Hell yeah I touched that bitch soul. Their ain't nothing I can do to lose that. Her soul belongs to me, she ain't going no where.

Guy 1: Man I gotta be a soul toucher like you G.

soul toucher by DragonFly Jones October 21, 2009