talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening 

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

roundhouse kick to the face 

a technique used by karate experts like Chuck Norris, Stephen Segal and Barry Gleeson to knock out anything that has a heartbeat

.....see that bouncer over there, I know if I had to I could go over there and roundhouse kick to the face!

do you want a roundhouse kick to the face

roundhouse kick to the face by ikethefiend October 28, 2010

nuts to the face 

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.

Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.

nuts to the face by cpoc January 28, 2004

ass to the face 

when you are laying on the ground and a man runs up to you and rubs his ass in your face while shiting

hey bam is go ing to give that guy an ass to the face

ass to the face by ben freeman June 12, 2008

shots to the face

usually comsuming shots of hard alcohol kinda relates to to the face but more towards to the dome

Pj took tequilla shots to the face like his head's a toxic waste.

shots to the face by Pj Harris December 27, 2004

taking it to the face

drinking something, normally alcoholic, quickly.

in the game of beer pong drinking before you shoot this is what is referred to as taking it to the face. taking shots of liquor at a fast pace.

taking it to the face by bri_bitch December 9, 2008

Take a Blunt to the Face 

To take an entire blunt down by yourself. The guy who says it's just a really hard blunt hit is a dipshit.

Usually called facing the blunt. Assuming it's a halfway decent L (mids or better, .8+) will get you pretty fucked up (higher than the typical smoker will usually get on an average evening). Also, smoking with others means you can take shotgun hits, which get you real fucked up real fast.

Blunts themselves are the best way to smoke mids or lower grade BC (beaster), but for better BC or headies you want a nice piece. The combination of weed and tobacco make for a good stoned feeling, but really fiery shit gives you energy, and you don't want tobacco combining with that, making you feel weird.

I rolled up an L last night but my boys didn't wanna smoke, so I faced that fucker. I don't normally take a blunt to the face, but it felt right.

Take a Blunt to the Face by kickflipthecat March 25, 2009