Lube for literally anything anywhere. Makes things slippery, and also cleans. Tinkers use it for their cats, smelly feet, and as a substitute for lubricants like oil, bacon grease and petroleum jelly.

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tinky lube by Phillip Vanderlips March 21, 2010

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tinky winky

Being paraniod about homosexuality and always looking to uncover it. Reading into every little thing in an effort to prove that something is gay while ignoring anything that may contradict this belief. For example, assuming a fictional creature is gay because of its skin color or fashion sense while ignoring the fact that it doesn't have genitals.

I can't believe how tinky winky the boss is. He figured I was gay just for using a purple post it.

tinky winky by KJR September 4, 2005

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tinky ding ding

A person that bares ginger hair and is an extremley lazy, smelly and tinkerish type so to speak. Someone who has no motivation, a poor outlook on life, doesn't apply themselves.

Look mate, you stink, sort your life out and have a wash once in a while ya tinky ding ding.

tinky ding ding by foncusion July 5, 2008

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