Song Theif 

The guy who sits on msn or facebook and steals your songs because he doesnt know any good ones himself. In other words poser

Song Theif: yo have you heard that song radio by jurassic 5?

Me: bro... i was listening to that song last night and you just downloaded it as soon as you as me listening to it.

Song Theif: no i didnt.... fuck you man....

Song Theif by EZPI June 12, 2008

Man Theif Bitch (MTB) 

That friend, you have that always gets the guy that you want without doing anything.

That guy is so cute - PERSON 1
WORD EH ! -PERSON 2
Hey (talking to person 2 )- CUTE GUY
Not again, she's such an Man Theif Bitch (MTB) - PERSON 1

Man Theif Bitch (MTB) by *Don't Watch That December 16, 2008

commander in theif 

1) The term for every American President after Bush Number One.

2) Bill Gates.

3) Ninja leader.

Hail to the commander and theif.

commander in theif by Meyer November 22, 2003

chip theif 

A man similar in appearance to Zorro, and in body build to Zeus, who happens to find himself a nice bag of chips, and feels they are his for the taking, for he has done great things for both man, and the Gods.

Don't steal my chips.
IMA CHIP THEIF

chip theif by Johnny B. Twoshoes November 11, 2011

Realm Theif 

-Proper Noun-
The Realm Theif, who stole relics from all realms, was a largely wanted criminal. He's lived forever and even as a ghost escaped the banishment realm to steal actual space and time from realms for his own realm. He wanted to be a God.

I am the Realm Theif!

Realm Theif by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

weiner theif

Of or pertaining to the famous celebrity Brittany Bump

To Tag up a random bridge with I love hotdogs written all over it.

Check out that broad over there! She's a weiner theif!

weiner theif by CWLos May 3, 2006

Accordion Theif 

A surprise clitfucking, in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out, when you're playing all night and the music's all right.

Terry is so god damned hot, I think tonight I'm going to pull her into a back alley and pop her an accordion theif.

Accordion Theif by Colonel_Hogs April 8, 2007