Puking by the well house

When you get so drunk you end up puking naked by the well house.

I’m gonna be puking by the well house here soon.

Puking by the well house by Well house July 12, 2025

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well 

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well by bpop100 December 29, 2020

The oil well 

When a male and or female has a bad case of the runs and you stick you're fingers in their anus causing their asshole to gush diarrhea like you just struck oil

Jack - "Damn, dude. I tried to finger my girls pooper last night but i ended up striking some oil."
Todd - "gross! Sounds like you were the victim of THE OIL WELL!"
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The oil well by Shitcakedasshairs May 17, 2016

tapping the old well 

When someone hooks up with ex-girlfriend, fuck buddy or anyone else the he has previously had sex with usually out of desperation

1. Guy 1 "Looks like Blaze is tapping the old well again"

Guy 2 "LOL"

2. Guy 1 "Hey man i'm really drunk and horny, I may have to go tap an old well tonight"

Guy 2 "Shit man"

tapping the old well by skinner49 September 26, 2012

The Wishing Well

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, pull your penis out, flip a coin into her anus before it slams shut and make a wish.

I had sex with my girl last night and gave her "The Wishing Well". My wish cam true... she didnt defacate on me.

The Wishing Well by gabuckeye April 24, 2014

oh well the dens well 

When something goes wrong and you give up.

I tried to get the AJ 1 Trophy Room’s on release day but I didn’t, oh well the dens well.

oh well the dens well by KhaleesiSneaker February 9, 2021

The Wishing Well

The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.

I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.

The Wishing Well by BellsBeach50 May 11, 2019