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Sonic The Hedgehog 

Petty good game. Stap hating it caue you al need to play it ad if you don’t you should die. You all just jealous yuo get success.
Guy 1: Sonic The Hedgehog so bad
Guy 2: Shut the fac up.
Guy 1: no
Guy 2 beats ups Guy 1
Sonic The Hedgehog by Calebfanboy October 30, 2019

Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM 

Saturday morning cartoon based on the Sonic the Hedgehog videogame franchise. It debuted in 1993, and was a cancelled a year later. While it starred SEGA's mascot, it was nothing like the games which it was based on, adding a bunch of new characters like Princess Sally and Bunnie Rabbot. Retarded furries immediately jizzed their pants over the show.

It spawned an idiotic fanbase of basement-dwelling losers in their 30s who constantly whine about how the show didn't deserve to be cancelled and to this day, believe that it will one day be renewed, despite the fact that it was cancelled IN 1994, and absolutely NONE of the characters from SatAM have ever appeared in a Sonic game.

Its retarded fanbase often proclaims that the series is 'dark' and features 'intelligent writing' The pilot episode alone features Sonic using annoying buzzwords like 'mondo' and 'totally' in almost every sentence. He even breaks out an electric guitar and begins to wail on it for no apparent reason.
Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM

Sonic the fuckhog

Sonic the fuckhog, to have sexual intercourse with either a married or divorced person (usually a divorced one) really fast and once you are done steal their ring and run. (sometimes referred to as fuckhog).
Person 1:what did you get up to last night?
Person 2:oh it was crazy man this divorced chick was madly into me so I sonic the fuckhogged her, sold the ring for about $2000
Sonic the fuckhog by Fockmemate March 15, 2019

Sonic the Headjob 

When a girl gives you head while tripping on speed with her head going up and down so fast she breaks the sound barrier.
Cloe od'd on speed again last night and gave me the Sonic the Headjob. I came in under a second.
Sonic the Headjob by kam75xx November 8, 2019

sonic the heatherhog 

Specifically applicable to a white frekcled female from southeast Michigan who enjoys dancing like badgers, Bollywood music, and watching llamas in her spare time.

Generally, a nickname you give to the Roommate Formerly Known as The Heatherness after she was instructed not to go into the heatherball.


Synonyms: The H-Bomb, Heathurr, The Heatherness, Nugget
Amy: Hamsters are bout it bout it.
Sonic the Heatherhog: Remind me to remember that tomorrow morning.

Adam: Your roommate is quite the interesting nugget.
Sonic the Heatherhog: My name is Sonic the Heatherhog. Get it right...bitch.

Amy: What category do I put it under? How about golf?
My roommate: Well it's a ball I guess.

Sonic the hedgehog 

1. To go from one of the most well-praised, renowned, greatest, and most popular franchise of all time to become the laughing stock of the gaming community.

2. To start off amazing then slowly turn to a steaming pile of shit.

See also: Street Fighter, Megaman, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Star Fox, Turok, Dynasty Warriors.
1. The 2D Sonic the hedgehog games are still decent on DS/

2. Dude! Nip/Tuck is a total Sonic the Hedgehog,