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the greasy snowman 

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.
Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."

the frosty snowman 

when doing a doing a girl from behind in the kitchen, you flip her over and cum all over her face and breasts. you then shove her head into the freezer while continuing to bang her, only stopping when she is no longer conscious. After an unconscious state has been achieved, the male puts a top hat on her head, scarf on around her neck, and gives her a swift kick out the front door.
"Last night brooklyn asked for the frosty snowman, now she has frostbite on her giant ass and its still sore from the swift kick in the ass.

The Abominable Snowman 

(Verb): a prank undertaken by the act of a group of males ejaculating on a woman who is passed out. When she awakes she will be angry and covered in white fluids therefore appearing to be like an abominable snowman.
jaime: " Bro did you see Eric and the boys do the abominable snowman on that freak Vanessa last night?"
Bryan: "No but that sounds pretty epic."

the celebrity snowman 

one day me and my friends went to Asda to do some shopping..we then went into a photobooth and my mate pulled a funny face!She looked a little
like The Celebrity Snowman.
We see him everywhere-he was even at Glastonbury!
banana says i can grant you one wish....snowman says the wiah is golden!
the celebrity snowman by lou December 10, 2003

The Human Snowman 

Where there is a person laying flat on the bed and cum covering the entire body
Person 1: Man, I'm so tired.
Person 2: That's the because you made me the human snowman last night.

Frosty the Fudgedipped Snowman 

Anally fucking a person with a carrot while dressed like a snowman.
My girl got a Frosty the Fudgedipped Snowman last night.