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the Shelly treatment 

*based on the Roblox game Dandy's World*

When the people around you leave you out and forget that you exist. You try to make yourself clear, but these said people prefer to talk amongst themselves without you. They have their own conversations going on, which you can't join for some reason. Basically, just cliquey behavior.
My friends are giving me the Shelly treatment; I feel as if I don't even exist to them! !

Mac the Seller 

When some is unusually terrible at the video game Apex Legends. They also tend to become extremely aggressive when being called this.

Yer da sells the Avon

Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*

The Tom Selleck 

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

Selling the bag

Sell out, fumbling, bullshitting, not doing the right thing
“You selling the bag
Selling the bag by T finesse November 22, 2020

Sell the silver 

A phrase that means simply to find a better way. Can be used in any situation and is not meant only for the literal selling of the family silver during economic downturns.

A last resort when all other options have been exhausted.
Moe: I didn't study for the theoretical quantum physics test.

Joe: I'll tell them you are home sick with anaphylactic shock.
Moe: No, dude. I've already used that one.
Flo: Besides, wouldn't you need a doctor's note? Better to just sell the silver.

Sparky: I wish I had the cash for a new Apple product - the new i-Anything is out !
Razor: You tapped out, bro ?
Sparky - Word - I may have to sell the silver.
Razor: Day-um - that's rough.
Sell the silver by TrudyS July 13, 2010