ranch on the pancakes 

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

ranch on the pancakes by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018

definitely the pancakes 

A phrase used to justify actions taken upon an ungrateful bitch who never acknowledges when something nice is being done for her.

I got up early and made pancakes for breakfast. Fuck, she never said thanks so I broke up with her. It was definitely the pancakes.

definitely the pancakes by mmmmPancakes October 30, 2008

Blud got the wrong pancakes 

When someone is being a baby when they ordered something but the got the wrong order

He is being a baby at McDonald’s I guess Blud got the wrong pancakes

Blud got the wrong pancakes by Your local skyline R32 July 13, 2023

The rock eating pancakes 

The most beautiful thing of all time.

It's the definition GODLY.
I LOVE IT!

"Did you see the picture of The Rock eating pancakes I sent you?"
"Yes, and I looked at it for 17 hours."

The rock eating pancakes by KarenKiller May 4, 2021

Pancakes on the griddle 

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures

All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle

Pancakes on the griddle by Zacharees73 February 12, 2015

Pancakes in the morning 

When you wake up and your girlfriend/wife is making pancakes, you come up to her, pull down her pants and fuck her, and right before you bust, you pull out and cum on the pancakes. Then she eats them.

Ben woke up and saw Jenifer and decided he wanted some pancakes in the morning.

Pancakes in the morning by Lowvaughm February 23, 2025

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019