dogtanian and the muskerhounds 

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

dogtanian and the muskerhounds by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

The musketeer 

When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.

person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"

The musketeer by JimmyLongson February 6, 2020

The Musketeer 

Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.

Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.

The Musketeer by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023

Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds 

Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.

"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"

"No, sorry I was doing homework."

"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."

Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds by Dog January 20, 2004

the 3 mugsketeers 

3 people who happen to be the coolest of them all, also known as mugs, the 3 mugsketeers consist of. The ultimate mug and our father, Shumpy (Iman Shumpert) 1. Jonathan David Buss Jr. 2. WevWev Alexandria Erldren 3. By Tonga

Hey look! The 3 Mugsketeers

the 3 mugsketeers by A mugsketeer June 14, 2022

The slippery Musketeers 

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.

friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P

The slippery Musketeers by Gazz445 September 2, 2010

The three musketeers 

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.

Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.

The three musketeers by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020