tell it to the hand 

Variant of talk to the hand.

Tell it to the hand since the ears / face aint listenin'

tell it to the hand by Gherald June 27, 2005

talk to the hand 

Phrase used to tell someone that you do not wish to listen to what they have to say and that they may as well stop. Gesture of palm of hand in stop stance displayed to person we are making comment to simultaneously

I am over listening to what you have to say so just talk to the hand arsehole

talk to the hand by David Arnott September 2, 2003

Drop the hand

To finger a girl.

Dude, I was getting with Mary, and I totally wanted to drop the hand but she wouldn't let me..

Drop the hand by ZigZagKing June 9, 2009

bite the hand that feeds 

1) To stab someone in the back.
2) The hand that feeds is the name of a wicked song off of the Nine Inch Nails cd "With Teeth".

Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?

bite the hand that feeds by JonnyG January 10, 2006

stabbing the hand 

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.

1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.

stabbing the hand by The eradicator July 15, 2007

Touched by the hand of God 

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

Touched by the hand of God by Death Menace May 6, 2023

bird in the hand is worth two in the bush 

having one is better than seeing many

When searching for a better job, remember A bird in the hand... .

bird in the hand is worth two in the bush by VAKI5 May 9, 2005