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the grammys 

other human: dID YOU SEE THE GRAMMYS
me: yES OH MY GOD THEY WENT PANTSLESS I C O N S
the grammys by implicitlyspooky February 14, 2017

Going to war with the Grammar Nazis 

Something you shouldn't do.
Guy 1: I think you're are stupid.

Guy 2: Clearly going to war with the Grammar Nazis with that sentence, eh?

The grampening 

A point in ones life which takes place after the normal adult stage and before the "always has a bowl of expired werthers originals" stage in which a person is grumpy and unpleased all the time
"Hey have you guys talked to Jim lately? He seems really grumpy ... I think he's going through the grampening"

The Grammar Police 

1. A bunch of shit-faces with no better thing to do in life then correct your even shitter spelling, pick up a dictionary kids. It's time to get reading.

2. Also, Something people with no better insult to make at you use correcting grammar as a go-to.
A: <Shitty Spelling>

B: <Slides out of shit-face town; Corrects A's shitty spelling*>

C: ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE!

*Grammar police tend to only focus on spelling instead of actual grammar.
The Grammar Police by May 29, 2017

The Grammar Nazi

Blow the grampuse 

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.
I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!
Blow the grampuse by JordanR February 19, 2007