gift of the sun god
gift of the sun god by Schwamm April 29, 2005
Get the gift of the sun god mug.
Gift of the Vagi
Gift of the Vagi by Mr. Joshua May 21, 2012
Gift of the Magi
Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.
Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
Gift of the Magi by Brett Herron November 9, 2008
Gods Gift to the Ramp
Gods Gift to the Ramp by UrMomsDate69420 June 2, 2020
Gift of the Magi
Origin: As historically performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass. As with all real sexual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass. As with all real sexual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship
Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
Gift of the Magi by Brett Herron November 10, 2006
Tara Reid's gift to the world
Tara Reid's gift to the world by Deep blue 2012 July 23, 2010
gift of the gad
gift of the gad by Simon Hook November 28, 2007