check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

check the rain

A very Caucasian way of saying "not now" ; not partaking at the moment; holding off for another time; maybe later.

-Hey Lucas, would you care to come with me to West Jacksonville tonight? I'm doing a sociology research project on how African Americans live and do not want to go alone lol.

-I'm going to have to check the rain on that Abigail, I'm in no mood to get stabbed tonight and have no money for crack even if I was. If you want, just come over to my house, me and Brett are just cool lampin by the beach. And by the way my textbook reads that not all colored folk are from Africa.

by spurious george June 23, 2010

Check the Wiki

A response to a question telling the asker to check Wikipedia for the answer.

William: "How are babies made?"

Alan: "idk dude, check the wiki."

by kcar February 23, 2009

Check The Nick

Check the nick means check the state of you or you are a mess but is also used to define when something is bad or shit.

Lisa: Oh Linda, check the nick of Sean, he hasn’t showered in days.

Linda: I know he stinks of pish

by Rupture Godzilla vag February 17, 2019

Check the Plumbing

#1 - Slang term for using the bathroom to rid oneself of solid waste. Used primarily in an embarrassing situation so that others do not suspect your long absence.

#2 - Slang term used among friends to indicate their needing to use the restroom.

Friend #1 - Hey, man, let's go out to a movie.
Friend #2 - Hold on and wait for me. I have to go check the plumbing.
Friend #1 - What?
Friend #2 - *walks off hastily*

by uofmman1122 January 19, 2006

Check the foot work

Something somebody says when they 'bout to fuck you up in a video game.

Person: whoa.
Me: Check the foot work!

by Icicle_DBR April 19, 2017

Check The Input Terminal

Check The Input Terminal Is a message that projectors will project if the input terminal needs to be checked meaning the projector wants you to change the input terminal on the projector.

Check The Input Terminal, Grandma.

by Bob Chum Person December 7, 2017