slapped in the boobies

Being dissed to no end, and not coming up with a comeback.

Dude 1: "This hot dog smells like your moms vag"
Dude 2: "UHHHHHHH"
Dude 3: "You were just slapped in the boobies"

slapped in the boobies by Cam Cab March 8, 2008

The Boobies Badonkadonk 

Elins boobies

Wow! Look at the boobies badonkadonk! They're even better in person!

The Boobies Badonkadonk by babadonkadonkdonk January 14, 2021

The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman by QuacksO October 18, 2025

the man boobs 

When something is really terrible, horid, or aweful. The ultimate level of repulsion; direct opposite of "the tits"

Person Number One: "Dude, The Omen was the Tits!"
Person Number Two: "Nacho Libre was the man boobs!"

the man boobs by ispeakthetruth June 28, 2006

the vagina's boobs

slang term to describe something amazing. ie the cats pajamas, it's the bee's knee's.

That party last night was the vagina's boobs.

the vagina's boobs by Tenounce June 18, 2011

the tao of boobies 

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts

there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets

the tao of boobies by the tao of boobs May 25, 2010

Searching for the Blue Footed Booby 

A secret code name, made for skinny dipping with a small group of people.

Hey guys, Janelle said she would be up for searching for the Blue Footed Booby tonight.

Searching for the Blue Footed Booby by Officer Brown Sugar Nasty July 21, 2011