taking sand to the beach 

1. When you take your girlfriend or wife somewhere or any social event where, there is a good chance to mingle with other women.

Why did you invite her to Rio? You're just taking sand to the beach.

taking sand to the beach by EngineerMinded June 12, 2017

steel on the beach 

This is a very common kink among gay guys, where they will get a boner, lay on the sand and play ring toss with each other. surprisingly this sport is banned in most countries. The sport was invented by Tobias Mortensen as he thought normal ring toss was too boring and not gay enough.

guy1: I played steel on the beach yesterday.
guy2: i find that very gay.

steel on the beach by Antondenfede February 1, 2022

At the Beach 

Used to establish that a marijuana high is occurring. Typically not used to describe a coming-down from a high, but rather, a solid onset, or while deep into a nice stoning.

Man #1-Hey man, did you get any sand for today?

Man #2- Of course

Man #1-Hells yeah. We gonna be at the beach today.

At the Beach by Waffles27 December 29, 2010

As fresh as a stroll on the beach 

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.

Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.

As fresh as a stroll on the beach by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

sex on the beach

An alcoholic drink.

Sex on the beach is the best drink!

sex on the beach by Genny April 29, 2004

Sex-On-the-Beach 

<noun>
a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.

"Woke up this morning to my pink Motorola RAZR screaming an indie folk song, had some eggs, a Sex-On-the-Beach, took a shower, then here I am."

Sex-On-the-Beach by lubricationVarient September 21, 2011

sex on the beach

When you go down to the beach and have sex.

Johnny: Want some sex on the beach?
Jilly: That sounds great!
Johnny: Bend over then.
Jilly: You pervert!

sex on the beach by lui kang December 28, 2005