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Dirty Swiffer 

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia
Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"
Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

Taylor Swiffer 

Term for a person so obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift that he/she picks up everything that has to do with her (i.e. CDs, posters, clothing), like a Swiffer Sweeper does dirt.
"Wow, Emily is such a Taylor Swiffer. She just plunked down two hundred for a cardboard cutout of Taylor."
Taylor Swiffer by Kayls Colgate October 30, 2009

Dirty Swiffer 

the act of using a feather or feather duster to pleasure another person's anus after they've evacuated their bowels, hence the 'dirty'.
"even if he thought it was kinda nasty, he did like getting a Dirty Swiffer after taking a dump"
Dirty Swiffer by adamkadmon May 12, 2009

Dirty Swiffer 

To tickle a girls vaginal area with a feather
Seth just gave Sarah a dirty swiffer and she cannot stop laughing.
Dirty Swiffer by shawnjay May 17, 2009
A girl who attracts dusty guys
Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.
A swiffer by You Dang Kids October 3, 2011

Brazilian swiffer 

When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer
I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.