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survival position

A position two people use when there is a need for warmth. The position is the same as spooning. Both persons are laying on their sides the back of one person touching the front of the other.
Two men were lost on a snowy mountian. They had to stay in the cold overnight, so in order to stay warm they told the media they got in the survival position, in order to prevent hypothermia.
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survival knife 

Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!
survival knife by Chaz2015 November 10, 2015

Survival of the fitness 

junior grimesfavorite game.

When it’s every man/woman and animal for himself/herself, can be applied for anyone at the gym
Term coined by Ricky off trailer park boys, but brought back by old J

J; you know the drill boys, Survival of the fitness

survival games 

The Minecraft mini-game parody of Hunger Games. Exactly like the book except you are a tribute and "play" the games.
Minecraft is a indie sandbox game that is currently trending.
"Im going to win the survival games!
-BajanCanadian

Survival Flush

The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.
Survival Flush by tonysnc October 3, 2014

Survival Vote 

A political vote cast out of survival, rather than political gain.
Jerry: "I can't believe you voted for Hillary. She's a HORRIBLE candidate"

Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"

Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"

Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"
Survival Vote by user32157892356 February 6, 2019

survival-stress 

stress fear survival compulsion motive tension
Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.
survival-stress by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019