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Stuart is a mongo and nothing more than selfish basturd he has a problem of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything even his own kids
Paul: is that Stuart

Gordon: yep

Paul: take it that’s him left again
Stuart by Charlie Anderson January 5, 2020
Stuart:*exists*

Me: NERRRRDDD
Stuart by kxcgxigji May 2, 2020
A fuck buddy you definitely don’t want your parents to know about
I’m off to meet Stuart (I’m away to get my Nat King Cole)
Stuart by Dr Dongmeister September 16, 2020
Stuart is an amazing boy. Infact he is the best guy u will ever meet! My boyfriend is called stuart and he treats me like ima queen 👑 so i treat him like he is a king 👑. If you ever find yourself knowing a stuart and you like him, go for it because he is the kindest, loyalist, and most of all handsome. I love him so much. So dont make the wrong choice if u know a stuart.
Girl: i need someone who treats me like a queen, because ive been through alot!

Me: I have a stuart, maybe u should get one too!
Stuart by Imogen or stuart March 5, 2021
A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.
That man knows how to stop getting shit on himself, I bet he's a Stuart
Stuart by Glass Table Owners Group November 15, 2021
Stuart is a person with a extremely small penis.
Stuart…Is it in yet? I can’t feel it….
Stuart by @hsiaisb4 November 22, 2021