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Crop Spraying 

Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.
Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."
Crop Spraying by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012

Staying Golden 

The process of being or staying intoxicated (either high, drunk, or both) for a minimum period of 3 days.
Drew - "Hey homie, what are we doing this summer?"

Erik - "Hmmmm...I am not sure."

Drew- "How about staying golden"

Erik - "Yes. That sounds like a blast!"

crop spraying 

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field
Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"
crop spraying by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003

Strafing Run 

To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate
"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"
Strafing Run by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

staying up 

A pastime that is often performed by youth 12-19. When not interrupted by older siblings and their girlfriends, this action can be quite pleasurable.
I've been staying up often and i am losing sleep.
staying up by hadley February 7, 2004

Spraying beef 

Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.
Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!
Spraying beef by elpinche November 22, 2011