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"Are plans are to meet up with Jessica and go to the party."

"Static, I'd love to see Jessica!"
Static by PhatBoyYurrt December 21, 2023
Being labelled as “static” basically means you’re a worse version than lame.
person 1: bro goku would wash batman in anything, lol. your crazy if you think otherwise?
person 2: bro what are you talking about? Your static dickhead.
Static by Moss is green February 15, 2024
Gay filthy monkey who loves sexually harassing 16 year olds
"Static SA'd me"
Static by JewMolester April 29, 2024
Bro was moving static”
static by Wavy soul June 5, 2024

[static] 

a word used when someone either says or does something repetitively to the point where the action or phrase is getting old (annoying).
Yo, static wit all dat shit.
Static, or imma bust a cap.
[static] by T-Coles March 19, 2008

Static Cruising 

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.
"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."
Static Cruising by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010