1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
A sex act in which two consenting partners rub their anuses (i.e., ass holes) together in order to create pleasurable friction. Chocolate Starfishing resembles scissoring (i.e., tribadism) in positioning, but this act involves anus-to-anus stimulation. This position requires flexibility and should be tried with caution. It is recommended that both partners receive Hepatitis A vaccination prior to Chocolate Starfishing.
Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."