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Starfishing 

When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.
When I got home from work my girlfriend was in bed starfishing.
Starfishing by BiggieSmallz! June 28, 2024

Starfishing 

Wearing a Jock Strap or another garment that covers the genitals but leaves the anus (starfish) exposed.
Gary is starfishing today, just wearing a jock strap.
Starfishing by NakedFarmerUSMC April 18, 2024

starfishing 

typically when someone lies, but a people use it as replacement for any word - similarly to how queer people use "jush" as a filler word.
"i hooked up with this girl"
"bro, you are starfishing - no one wants you"
starfishing by pretzelpal April 28, 2025

Awkward Starfishing 

1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*

Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing

*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*

chocolate starfishing

A sex act in which two consenting partners rub their anuses (i.e., ass holes) together in order to create pleasurable friction. Chocolate Starfishing resembles scissoring (i.e., tribadism) in positioning, but this act involves anus-to-anus stimulation. This position requires flexibility and should be tried with caution. It is recommended that both partners receive Hepatitis A vaccination prior to Chocolate Starfishing.
I've got a chapped ass from chocolate starfishing all night.

Conversational Starfishing 

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.
Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."