squirrely squirrelison 

The name of a male squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

squirrely squirrelison by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008

Squirrel Snaked 

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

Squirrel Snaked by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

Squirrel shit nuts 

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

Squirrel shit nuts by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

Squirrel saver 

Someone that is trying to save the world one small fuzzy creature at a time. Hypocritical asshole who thinks that he/she can stop the killings of "poor, innocent animals" by harming humans and being a bitch until they get their way. In other words, someone with smaller intelligence.

Those damn tree hugging, squirrel savers burned another Hummer dealer to the ground!

Squirrel saver by Mobster September 6, 2005

squirrel suit 

a groutfit that is all the same shade of grey

She's wearing all the same shade of grey! What a squirrel suit!

squirrel suit by groutfitmaster December 7, 2016

Squirrel stash 

When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.

Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.

"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied

Squirrel stash by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut by Uncle Dimma August 14, 2023