Meaning "sitting on my fucking ass". This is something that Comcast technicians in particular do while either waiting to go to another job, or waiting out the rest of the day before going home. Only the most baller of techs may use this expression.

John just got done with his 10-1 install, and now he said he is SOMFA at the bricks.

SOMFA by Anonymous1625 December 3, 2009

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somft

Another way to say soft, but like super duper soft, the most absolute softness. Usually describing people's physical aspects rather than personality.

Sometimes used to describe chubby/fat people in a positive way.

when i cuddle him and lay my head on his tum, I'm so happy because it's just so Somft...mmmmm

her boobs are quite somft when i nestle my head in them

somft by SomftMan June 15, 2021

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Somfechi

An artistic female

Really beautiful and curvy

Somfechi’s are mostly mistaken for goddesses because they are really beautiful..
Beautiful girls who love music and art can be called a somfechi.

Omg did you see that ‘’somfechi’’ today

Somfechi by Queerness June 22, 2020

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SOMFWIM

SOMFWIM “Sit On My Face While I Masturbate”

And I told that bitch, you better SOMFWIM “Sit On My Face While I Masturbate”

SOMFWIM by Bocatmanz March 24, 2022

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