Smarked 

Getting really really high off of your substance of choice, usually cannabis. This word originated in the Facepunch Drug Discussion sub-forum.

Me:Dude, did you see kyle? He was smarked as hell.

Not Me: Yeah man, he faced that 1/4 to himself.

Smarked by its shortie April 28, 2012

snakedick 

A medically-recognized condition where in your penis turns into a poisonous serpent.

Tycho: "I take eleven pills a day just so I DON'T see monsters."

Gabe: "That's a lot. You get any side-effects?"

Tycho: "Yeah. Snakedick."

Gabe: "Is that really bad, or really awesome?"

Tycho: "It depends on what you want to do with your dick."

snakedick by Red-Rum-18 October 18, 2010

tony starked

When an older man takes a young apprentice under his wing despite a lack of non biological bond.

“Yo, coach D totally tony starked Tim”
“Yeah man, I honestly thought he was his son”

tony starked by anibs July 28, 2019

snaked

Stole or stolen.

(syn. Ganked, Snatched)

- "I just snaked that dude's wallet."

- "Yo' shit just got snaked!"

snaked by Youlikethetasteofsteel? August 7, 2006

lazer sharked 

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

lazer sharked by Jaynik July 11, 2007

snarkey 

cranky, bitchy, quarrelsome, tired and short tempered...etc

It was Monday, therefore, she was snarkey.

snarkey by onimama June 19, 2006

Snaked

cutting in line

in skateboarding/snowboarding
Taking someone else's turn on the jump/rail/pipe etc

Bob; dude im gonna front board 270 that rail
joe: hurry up broski! its your turn! go or your gonna get snaked!!!!!!

Snaked by Tahoe Bob February 9, 2008