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Small man syndrome 

When a small, often aggressive natured person cannot accept that being small is without benefits and is a taller man lesser. They often act immaturely and hang around girls to cover themselves from the truth of being scared of other males. The small man often hides deep secrets.
Have you heard Matty I heard he, totally has small man syndrome.
Small man syndrome by Basil Bacon November 28, 2014

Small Sam Syndrome 

A person namely called Sam who is small and is like a horse in a race with Blinkers on. Has one view and everyone is wrong and hates everyone who does not see his point of view. Sam is always right and his views when not seen sees his viscous syndrome come out called people vagina face and cunter. Sam can be nice but don't let his small sam syndrome come out.
Why is your small Sam syndrome coming out, no need mate !!!!
Small Sam Syndrome by GregD86 August 12, 2017

Small Bar Syndrome 

Due to the lack of potential partners at a dead bar, everyone begins hitting on the same person, regardless if they are sexually attractive or not. (Similar to "Beer Goggles")
"What happened... Why did we stay at Pete's for so long?

"Man it was Small Bar Syndrome, that girl was not hot."
Small Bar Syndrome by Luna82 December 31, 2021

Small Calves Syndrome 

A little known hereditary illness that prevents the calf muscle from experiencing proper muscle hypertrophy(muscle growth).

This illnes is common in those with a passion for lifting. This may be due to an alteration in the tREN-062 gene, that results in the passion for lifting, aswell as the syndrome.
"Its not becouse i dont train them, its because of my small calves syndrome."

Small Dick Syndrome 

Someone who has a micropenis that’s smaller than average.
“Tucker told me he has a medical condition called “Small Dick Syndrome.”
Small Dick Syndrome by Peeboy. March 6, 2023

small oven syndrome 

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.
I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.