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Silicon Valley Pansy 

Silicon Valley Pansy is someone who unmanly in every way. He is likely from the IT field background and will likely reach for the phonebook before he ever tries to do anything himself.

Even lifting up an icechest he'll leave to the girls, because heaven forbid something happens to his precious fingers - how will he work?
A guy who likes a girl but is afraid to tell her or give any solid hints, is a Silicon Valley Pansy.
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silicon valley 

An area in northern california that is heavily populated by computer and technology related companies. This area is devoid of females and filled mostly with fat ugly bitches with attitudes who expect to marry a millionaire. On the other hand, there is an abundance of social skill deprived males who repeatedly wank off to animted internet porn and could never get laid with a real chick. Bin Laden should set this place on fire, not New York.
God, holy crap, all I see in San Jose is a bunch of useless geeks and chicks who look like they are from Mars.
silicon valley by ultraseven February 16, 2005

Sillicone Valley 

The area of Draper, UT where all the sugar mamas have plastic EEE jugs.
Connor's mom LaCherity offered me her body, but I was like "Hell no, I ain't taking no plastic sillicone valley bitch!"

silicon valley 

when you see a person having silicon to more than one place of his/her boddy or when you see many people together(a company) having plastic surgeries including silicon in their boddies,like their chests
oh man look those girls chests there...they look like silicon valley....
silicon valley by louba October 3, 2007

Silicon Valley Steamer 

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.
"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."

Silicon Valley 

A place where censorship-adoring goons gather from all around the world to create a base for the propagation of their own agendas. A place where psychological warfare is plotted and planned. A place where being black is stupid (just like anywhere else in this white supremacist planet). A place where being “poor” means that you’ll be easily taken advantage of (just like anywhere else in this sleazy planet). A place where executives delete profiles and shadowban random people all over the world that are spreading the truth about corruptions (UNLESS it benefits them).
“Oh my god! My account was just banned for the 30th time this year for speaking out against corruption on the internet and around the world!”

“Silicon Valley is NOTHING, but a congregation of corrupt people that group up with governments around the world to manipulate the masses!”

“Silicon Valley considers itself the MANIPULATOR of humanity! So much for all of this freedom that America stands for!”

“Oh my god. I keep getting shadowbanned so that people can’t see my profile.”

“Jesus Christ. I just got my account permanently banned for using my freedom of speech!”

“Why does this 13-year-old child have 60 million followers for doing nothing, but disrespecting her mother on national television, but 41,000,000 Americans are struggling to get food on their tables?”

“They keep manipulating the media through social media!”

“All they care about is entertainment and gossip and not quality of life.”

“They hate humanity unless it’s their small circle of friends.”

“They hate freedom of speech and have been hating it for centuries.”