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Sorority Sickness 

Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.
I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.

Low Altitude Sickness 

Depression, itchiness, weakness caused by low altitudes during snow storms that can only be treated with elevation, beers, and fresh powder.
Sorry boss, not gonna make it in today...Got the low altitude sickness.
Low Altitude Sickness by gnarle December 14, 2018

bong sickness 

when one rips the bong too many times and barfs everywhere
d: yo phil got bong sickness real bad last night

h: what the fuck does bong sickness mean?

d: nevermind.........

Notion Sickness

The feeling you receive when an idea is so bad it makes you physically ill.
Man, hearing that they're making another Smurfs movie gives me notion sickness.

emotion sickness 

emotion sickness is caused by feelings changing too fast, like major changes or confusion in your love life.
some weeks ago i was a happy single, now i met her and we're gonna get married next week... things are happening so fast, i feel like i'm getting emotion sickness...

summoning sickness 

strong tiredness felt after being alseep way too long.

Orginating from the magic the gathering card game were a creature cant do anything because it has only recently been brought into play.
After sleeping for 16 hours i felt extremely tired. Wow the summoning sickness really hit me bad.