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Shanky Butt Cheeks 

What you say instead of "Darn" when you stub your eyelashes on doorknobs
* RUNS INTO DOORKNOB EYELASHES FIRST*

me:" Oh shanky butt cheeks!!"
you:" tell me about it"
Shanky Butt Cheeks by BOBY SACK April 27, 2011

Shanky is a man 

this term generally is used to describe somebody who's last name is Shanks. They have to be a girl and they also have to have no tits and look like men. Balls don't have to be where they should be.
Mhairi Shanks is such a man. Shanky is a man.

Shanky Treehorn 

A sexual act so vile and aggressive, that no parties survive.
the shanky treehorn is an extreme sexual activity.

Shanky Shank 

Dude, that guy is such a Shanky Shank
Shanky Shank by Shanky Shank May 21, 2018

shanky monkey 

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.
you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey

Shanky Panky 

The act of stabbing someone after having bad sex.
I gave her the olShanky Panky, after she gave me that wallered out stanky.