Shelled

A turtles shell being stolen or taken.

My turtle recently got shelled. His shell has been gone for almost a week now.

Shelled by YUNGTC September 16, 2017

Two Stalled 

Alt: Two Stalling

When you get so drunk or high you pass out on the floor of a bathroom stall and part of your body slips under that wall into the stall next to it.

Oh fuck, Shelly's two stalled in the ladies room...again.

Two Stalled by beegm January 20, 2016

soft shelled taco

when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.

after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.

soft shelled taco by vincent poop May 10, 2006

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich 

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

stalled me out 

To leave hanging especially sexually; after one partner gets their nut not helping other partner get their nut too.

I came so now I’m getting dressed and leaving look at the time I gotta go. What about my turn to cum? Yo ma you stalled me out why would I return your text

stalled me out by K2daJ January 3, 2020

shelled

Amish word for screwed.

We are getting shelled!!

shelled by Pay Grade Scott December 31, 2007

Conch Shelled 

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

Conch Shelled by dannyp76 September 4, 2011