scraping wallpaper 

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

scraping wallpaper by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

Scranning 

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.

why would anyone think of scranning their own shite

Scranning by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013

scranning batty 

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear

Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

scranning batty by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020

screaming piss 

The act of drinking large quantities of alcohol during the course of a night out.

Have you seen Daragh today?
No, and we won't because he was out on the screaming piss last night.

screaming piss by DonBishop July 22, 2012

screaming, crying, throwing up 

A phrase used to express ones strong emotions, negative or positive, in reaction to something.

OR

Louis tomlinson when Lana del rey won’t let him take her child

Lana del rey: Louis for the last time you can not keep kidnapping my daughter
Louis Tomlinson: SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP *literally*

screaming, crying, throwing up by taylana<3 January 8, 2023

scrawming 

To rummage. To scramble.

I was scrawming all through the bushes to find your ball.
Stop scrawming all over the flower bed.
Scrawming all over the place

scrawming by cornz January 8, 2009

screaming seagul

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you pull out, breadcrumb your penis in sand, and put it back in

go figure

screaming seagul by The Markness January 9, 2004