sconsing 

the act of superficially enlarging ones manhood by use of random bakery products. most notably the scone.

not to be reccomended due to crumbling.

eg. mate im sconsing tonight.
eg. im on the 'sconse' (abbreviation)

sconsing by joe nobinson December 25, 2007

Scouting 

When a girl or guy knows he or she is going to end their current relationship soon, and flirts or talks to attractive new people without crossing any lines. They are actively looking for someone new to date or a rebound hookup, and would like to test the waters to see who might be the first pick in the draft.

"Hey, are you talking to Nick? I thought you were still dating Jack."

"I'm not talking to Nick, just scouting for now."

Scouting by Ernst Hemingvay June 11, 2016

Boy-scouting 

In a video game, camping at another team's spawn point, usually unsuccessfully.

Man 1: "Harry was doing some real boy-scouting last night on Call of Duty!"
Man 2: "I know, what a jackass."

Boy-scouting by SmoothieMan August 29, 2010

talent scouting 

When a guy or girl goes somewhere like the movies, fiesta texas, beach, etc & looks for someone to holler at . Somone who looks really attractive & has "talent" such as either a big dick, huge boobs, or big ass.

Bob: "Dammn, that movie was sick foo !"
Cameron: "I know man, but i missed the ending."
Bob: "How ? You were in the movie with me the whole time"
Cameron: "This Brunette-"
Bob: "Ahh c'mon dog, don't tell me some fat chick got in the way."
Cameron: "Fat, ? no. But her boobs got in the way"
Bob: "Talent Scouting again ?"
Cameron: "No, but damnn she was fine as hell B."

talent scouting by Roni<3 July 5, 2009

Talent Scouting 

When you use your eyes to silently alert your bro there is talent in the immediate vicinity.

Ali and I were having lunch and a waitress with an enormous rack was just behind him. I did some talent scouting to alert him that he needed to look right behind him.

Talent Scouting by Be_Rad_W June 11, 2022

wiki-scouting 

The act of going onto wikipedia.org, searching some a topic, and then randomly clicking on any underlined blue word that takes you to a whole different subject. Usually is done repetively for hours at a time.

"Man wiki-scouting is going to get me some bad grades. Here I am supposed to be searching "The Cold War", and now im all the way on the Atlantic Ocean."

wiki-scouting by princesskai123 March 29, 2009

Scousins 

Siblings that are also cousins. Typically after a woman conceives a child with two brothers, or when a man bores a child with a set of sisters.

Meg and Jill are scousins. They have the same dad but different moms that happen to be sisters!

Scousins by Big Johnson 11 May 17, 2018