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Being The Absolute best at everything you do esepcially skateboarding and filming
Wow that kid can shred and film totally salem.
a city in the state Oregon. Also where 20 people where killed in the state Mass. around the 1800's. Another defenition is when a guy makes a cream pie in the girls ass.
Damn, did you see him do a salem to her.
Salem by blueberry yum yum! February 11, 2005
Chan is a salem and muffintop got him on lockdown.
salem by grampa smurf March 27, 2008
A salem can be defined as a muslim or a muslim asshole whom unwillfully takes a vow of celibacy in most cases because most salem's either are not interested in girls or girls are not interest in the said salem; Also most salem's live in shacks is also a topic of a most popular book written by Stephen king called "salem's lot".
Look at Salem over there, damn he smells from here.

Dude your street looks bad because all because of salem's lot over there
salem by clapback September 24, 2004
Fat Physics teacher who wears boots called slanters, its the S. Hes so fat his shoes collapsed like like the little piggy's house that was mad out of straw. His dad and mom are also fat. his pops fell while walking accross ice but still managed to save his mickie d's.
He looks like Salme,only hes not fat or ugly and he's not a women
salem by jerryblank April 28, 2005