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Star Wars Rap 

One of the best raps ever. Makes even gangstas like me like Star Wars.
this is the star wars rap.

It's not the east or the west side
no it's not!
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not!
it's the dark side
you are correct.

what is thy bidding my master?
it's a disaster! skywalker we're after
but if we can turn him to the dark side...
yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi!
he will join us or die.

we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)...

"Luke, get your ass over here and quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder? where those two droids i asked you to clean? did you clean your room?"
Uncle owen, i know i'm on probation
i cleaned the droids can i go to the toshi station?
i got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder

Luke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
LUke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah

I'm Yoda, i'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then i'll fold ya
I thought I told ya
Dont be unwise judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the x-wing rise!

Yoda, why you bein a playa hater?
You know that i still must confront lord vader
but Luke, not ready are you
But theres a city in the clouds where theyre keepin my crew
a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
so vader, i'm comin for you

"yeah, thats right r2. i just set a new course. we're goin to cloud city. *sip* aaah... thats a mighty good gin n tonic R2. why dont you mix me another?"

Impressive, now release your anger
You mustve sensed that your friends are in danger
Ohhh, whyd you slice off my hand??
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-wan would never bother
To tell the truth about your father
He told me enough! he told me you killed him
Then there's something i must reveal then.
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father

knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
Star Wars Rap by Mr. HEUYGWRUFJWSB September 10, 2006

Star Wars 

1970's ground breaking space epic later reduced to "Meesaa gonna die! Meesaa gonna die."
Star Wars would be great if it weren't for Jar Jar.
Star Wars by starscream October 14, 2003

Star Wars Kid 

An adolecent overweight canadian kid who one day grabbed a golf-ball retriever and utilized his schoosl camera to record himmself fighting an imaginary lightsaber battle in which he stumbles repeatedly (due to an obvious lack of coordination)and created his own sound effects. He accidently left the video and some friends of his found it and ( supposedly using kazaa) uploaded to the web for millions to see. Soon after being seen on the web several other versions were made with digitally added graphics and sound. Among these are "Star Wars Kid: Reloaded" ( Matrix Reloaded trailer parody" and an a version in which the boy is given Star Wars sound effects and the golf ball retriever is made into a double bladed light saber.

After while the kid found out and was supposedly so afflicted by the mockery (imagine the shit he got at school) that he had to be admited to some ward or hospital and his mother attempted to sue ( who I am not sure, probably the friends) Some people who enjoy the video have actauly got some money together and are sending it to him, they bought him an IPOD. As for the Episode 3 thing, I havent been able to confirm that rumor... we will see soon enough any ways.
"Who the hell is that ?"
"That's the Star Wars Kid"
Star Wars Kid by Red October December 23, 2004

Star Wars Bar 

A Bar/ Pub filled with strange, unusual and often dangerous characters. while these establishments hold no offical affilation to the franchise, the abundance of fights and/ or bizarre happenings is reminiscent of the mos eisly cantina bar in star wars: episode 4. Durham's Yates bar on most week nights is a fine example of a star wars bar.
Christ there's some nut jobs in here today, like a fucking star wars bar
Star Wars Bar by John O'Neill July 13, 2006

Star Wars 

The best piece of fiction ever created by the human mind. It features the Galactic Empire, the ultimate utopian government. Rule through fear of force, countless uniform troops and star fighters, the most powerful star fleet in the history of the universe, the most organized and correct social structure, cruel and arrogant officers, absolute rule of the Emperor, and finally... the darkest, most militaristic anthem ever.... the Imperial March.
Star Wars represents the ultimate story, evil dictator and his innumerable armies vs. rag-tag rebellion. The ultimate tale of good(Jedi/Luke Skywalker) vs. pure evil(Palpatine).
Star Wars by Exor January 13, 2004

Star Wars Depression 

Caused by watching the complete Star Wars saga. After finishing, sufferers are saddened by the fact that they end at six. The only cure is to watch them all again.
I just finished watching the Star Wars saga on DVD, and now there isn't anything as cool so I need to watch them again to cure my Star Wars Depression.