(adj.) A person, place, thing, or idea that is just so incredibly awesome that no other word can describe it. Derived from the words spiffy and fantastic, it has been steadily catching on with teenagers nowadays (as steady as a snail in a molasses swamp, unfortunately). Tends to be used more by females than males, interestingly enough.
A minecraft youtuber with over 300k+ subscribers and epic content. He tries really hard to make videos often but fails horribly. Spifey is the father of all and deserves much love. He wants to be in minecraft Monday but isn't cool enough to get in.
"Wow! It has been 257 years and still no new Spifey video..."