Russell 

Truly an amazing human. You may be weary at first to trust a Russell because they can be so reserved, but have faith in their loyalty and honesty. A Russell is committed, loving, and willing to marry you anytime, anywhere. A rare Russell would have the body of a Greek God, mind of a genius, a taste in music that is truly unique, and be a bit of a smart ass. Be grateful when a Russell comes into your life.

That guy Russell is a cutie - a real fuckin' snack.

Russell by PraiseSatan November 7, 2019

Russell 

Loves doing homework. Always finishes his Science test on time! Is a pro gamer. Gets lit computers at Christmas. Is litty spaghetti and likes to post memes on Instragram chats.

Man that guy is totally a Russell

Russell by Jole24 October 10, 2018

Russell 

He's the wierdest person ever and will always be single

Russell/ Randal

Russell by Watrdjkydt December 16, 2019

russell 

A dumb lil shit who likes to suck off guys. He is a verb. He will make random loud sexual noises that makes people think he is a gay fag and is retarded.

Your such a Russell.

If you do a Russell again you will get expelled.

russell by Do It Sit On My Face September 20, 2019

Russell 

A man, usually cocky that thinks he brings bad bitches but usually is alone with only his right hand. People may sometimes assume he has a large cock but are sadden when they find out it is only comparable to a nipple dick. a.k.a straight bitch.

Girl one- Oh my gosh isn't that a Russell over there?

Girl two- Yea it is. OMG! Bree told me that his dick is like this. " holds up small tootsie rool."

Russell by tsameah October 31, 2012

Russell 

The stupidest person ever.Everybody hates him.Never good with the ladies.Just plain aweful.

That guy is such a russell

Russell by SanstheSkeleton(Grillby's) February 24, 2017

Russell 

adj. The state of extreme incorrectness and or stupidity; referred to simply as WRONG.

v. To be completely and utterly wrong.

In a scenario where an individual would otherwise be so incorrect or wrong to the point where it is necessary to bring it to his or her attention. you then exclaim "Russell!" Instead of: Wrong; Idiot; or another suitable synonym.

Teacher: "What is 2+2"
Student: "Gateway Loop!"
Teacher: "What?!?"
Student: "Game."
Teacher: "You're Russell"
Russell(Previously the Student): "You wanna fight John?"
Teacher(Laughing uncontrollably): "Oh Russell"

Russell by nuckckckckckckckck July 25, 2010