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Romanian Consulate 

A place where Romanian people living abroad, go to step on Romanian land. Most of them are looking for an identity, an identity document.

The Romanian consulate in London is a land of great customer services, the only one in the world to have a network of volunteers helping regularly. They have young and smart employees, the best trained security team and the best consuls in the world. Fact!
If you want a taste of Romania, come visit the Romanian consulate!

Wait, you actually can't, unless you have an appointment.
Good luck getting one!
Romanian Consulate by Stega4u December 10, 2021

Romanian Blunt 

The act of two male individuals, in which one
ignites the others pubic hairs on fire while
giving a blowjob.
Bro, last night Dax gave me the best Romanian Blunt ever!

Romanian Juice Box

A beautiful Romanian woman gets on all fours, and one fills a condom with liquor (traditionally tzuika, or vodka), pinches the end, and inserts the open end of the condom into her rectum squeezing the liquor into her cavity. the inserting party then pulls the empty condom out and the beautiful Romanian woman clenches her sphincter, keeping the liquor in. as she clenches, they rub the clitoris passionately as they insert a plastic straw into the rectum, and proceeds to drink the liquor out of her rectum.

(I was taught to preform this act by a beautiful Romanian woman while on vacation in Germany after college. It was okay.)
i am hungover, because my beautiful Romanian partner suggested i drink tzuika (the national drink of Romania) out of her ass with a straw. i threw up, but it was worth it, since she loves a good old Romanian Juice Box.
Romanian Juice Box by AlexKay245 September 17, 2019

romanian rollercoaster 

69 it with your partner while rolling down a set of stairs.

romanian high chair 

When a gypsy sits on the lap of an already shitting gypsy, and shits through his legs.
The enchiladas from earlier snuck up on me so fast I had to Romanian high chair it with JT

Romanian toilet 

Not technically a toilet, but instead a primitive, festering stinkhole dug in semi-private, dirt-floored hut. Modern amenities may include leaning rocks so you don't fall over while squatting or a pile of plastic grocery bags with which to wipe. Alternatively, bricks can be used for both purposes.
"Dude, brush your teeth. Your breath smells like a Romanian toilet."
Romanian toilet by DVS_Sicarius August 23, 2019