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redwood special 

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via fellatio
Dude: "Yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special."
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***

Redwood Stump 

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.
Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!

redwood middle school 

Shithole filled with kids who think they from the hood, some of them are ight

Some teachers are creeps to.
Jeff: what school you go to Benny?
Benny: i go to redwood middle school
Jeff: I heard all the kids their snort pixie sticks
Benny:they do

Redwood Lounge 

A distinct style of music merging folk, rock, blues country and punk, primary originating from Northern California; woodsy folk music.
Yeti Schlong is more polka than redwood lounge.

Redwood Monkey

Redwood monkey (slang, derogatory) — A made-up insult directed toward someone from Northern California or Native to that region, implying they are wild, primitive, or less civilized. Often used mockingly or with racist undertones toward Indigenous people, referencing “Redwood” (a Northern California symbol) and “monkey” (a demeaning term).
1. Insulting context:
“Go back to the woods, you redwood monkey.”
(Used to mock someone’s Native background or connection to Northern California nature.)

2. Mocking someone’s roots:
“Figures a redwood monkey like you wouldn’t get it.”
(Meant to sound superior, suggesting the person is uneducated or “wild.”)

3. Targeted, location-based jab:
“You must be from up north — all you redwood monkeys act the same.”
(Insulting someone for being from a specific area, often in a racist or classist tone.)
Redwood Monkey by Krakatoahaha October 23, 2025

The RedWood Nut Hole 

Inserting ones male genitals into da female vaginal area until the genitals are no longer visible and have sank into the vagina (including testicles)
Man, she let me bust the redwood nut hole