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placenta claus 

A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.
Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?
placenta claus by MALOUSEK January 2, 2008

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't
She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Holy shit it's a placenta!
placenta by Morte42 September 26, 2008

placentabation 

when a woman gives birth over a mans face and he then jizzes over the placenta and eats it (eating the baby is optional :D )
Pete & Matt: Hey joey! We heard daniella gave birth last week?Joey: Yeah she did! I even performed placentabation! Don't worry i didn't eat the kid :DPete & Matt: DUDE! you've fucked this kid up =/(joking joey! love ya really dude xD
placentabation by wookienipples April 4, 2009

Placenta Eater

A bad term for an Asian, becasue it is said that they eat placenta.
"HAY LOOK AT THAT PLACENTA EATER!"
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
After seeing a placenta during my friend's wife's childbirth, I decided to become celibate.
placenta by VikaasK September 26, 2008